Dear Pullup Bands,
Hey.. I know you've heard the rumors and well I thought you should hear it from me first. This relationship is....well it's not you it's me. Really. Don't blame this on yourself. We've been growing apart lately. I know this may seem sudden, but it's not. Since Grippler Crippler I've known. You've been there for me since day one, giving me that extra umph helping me along through Cindy & Fran and for that I'll never forget you. I know this must be hard on you, you've recently lost your dear friend Rachel Greengas and EKellz has been checking out the bare bar...we all know. But don't fret, there are plenty of new tribers in the box every week! We're just better as friends. I'll see you round the rings every once and a while.
Thanks for the memories,
KTo
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Today I did my first unassisted pullups.
Badass.
Special Thanks to Steve, Rachel & Tim today!
Anthony
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Build to a heavy double DL (super set w/ tall box jump x3) Metcon: 3 rds
500 m Row 12 DL @ 225 21 box jumps Steve’s Club Varsity athlete Anthony
comes back...
7 years ago
Dear Pull Up Band:
ReplyDeleteI know you're not good for me, but I can't seem to let you go. You disrespect me time and again, you make me weak, hell, you even hang around the gym and touch other women RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, but I seem to need you like I need my next breath during a serious met con.
KTo and Rachel got serious counseling and it took a lot of hard work to rid themselves of your evil clutches. I hope one day I too find the strength to leave you behind. I know there's no future for us, and you are not good for me. You'll always be nothing but a two-timing bar fly. God knows the germs you have from the nasty people you've touched. Still, it's not enough to make me say goodbye. . .
It's your tightness I can't seem to shake. The thought of you merely touching my foot gives me the extra strength I need to get through a hard day. But don't get it wrong. The shame I feel of everyone knowing that we are still together will eventually push me to let you go.
But for now, I am still painfully yours.
Love,
E-2